Waiting out your girlfriend’s straight-edge phase is so nerve-racking it’s like trying to get to sleep the night before Sexmas.Comments/Enlarge |
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If you're a psychotic murderer who needs to dispose of body parts across town, dressing up as a Godspell unicycle mime on his way to work is a surprisingly good option. The unicycle case will fit the average-sized kid and people tend to assume the smell is just coming from you.Comments/Enlarge |
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Sometimes old people are so infinitely wise that every time they open their mouths to start a story you can be sure you'll shit yourself in awe. Mrs. Kendall Mackenzie is just such a senior citizen....
