How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder.Comments/Enlarge |
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These guys remind me of what vikings would have been like if they were slightly more courteous and also dressed like gaylords.Comments/Enlarge |
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1. Monkeys
Scientists have followed troops of monkeys around and recorded how they spend their days. Apparently less than five percent of their waking hours is spent feeding on delicious tropical fruits and nuts. They have few enemies so the remainder of their time is spent: observing the world around them, interacting...
