ARTICLES BY LISA GABRIELE
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Book Reviews - The Shark IssueALICE DOLL: VOL. I
I’ve come to the conclusion that Japanese pop culture is inbred. They live on an island and don’t let anyone in, so their fashion and music culture is not an interesting...
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Book Reviews - The Prescription Drugs IssueEXILE
It’s Weekly World News meets Might meets, and this one is the most accurate, The Onion. A Russian tabloid where DEAD-ON FUNNY American ex-pats in Moscow take...
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Entry: September 11, 1983Sept 11th, 1983
Right now I have a bad headache and I feel crappy. My life is full of problems, but thank God I am a little drunk right now. Well, coming off my buzz, really. I am totally getting chummy with Ron S. can you believe it! He's a grade thirteener. (We are both Geminis, we both LO...
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Book Reviews - The Shit IssueLENNY BRUCE IS DEAD
The order of my favorite sentences from my new favorite book:
3. “Josh liked doing it doggie-style because Mimi had an ass full of...
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Entry: June 12, 1986June 12, 1986
It's cold tonight! And it's JUNE! I hate that. I lost student council president. They're probably going to make me secretary or something gay like that!!! UGH! Why do I bother! You know what I want. I want to get out of here. OR BETTER. I want to be kidnapped --just stolen by a...
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Entry: June 27, 1985June 27, 1985
Tursday night I didn't do nothing and Friday night I went to the Belle River Jam, where four bands played, including Soldier, Drama, Stripes and The Look. I was having fun flirting with the Look band and I kissed every one of them but ended up right making out with the drummer ...
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Entry: December 28, 1982Dec 28th, 1982
Me and (my brother) Dave got so wasted on Christmas Eve at the Forceshe's we were running out by the creek and Laurie almost took her head off with the clothesline. It wouldn't have been so funny if we realized how hurt she really got. But we laughed so hard because we wer...
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Entry: January 15, 1982DIARY ENTRY:
JANUARY 15, 1982
I finished the book East of Eden and I saw the movie but I think the book will stick with me longer than the movie. But I must say Jane Seymour is so beautiful as Katherine. She had long hair down to her bum and I am going to grow mine that way. The wor...
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Entry: February 8th, 1983DIARY ENTRY:
February 8th, 1983
I hate my mother. I hate her with a passion. I hope she bacterializes into hell along with the rest of the fuckheads that bug the hell out of me! Well that's a cheerful beginning! But I don't care! I'm in love with Jan Michael Vincent!...
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Entry: August 29th, 1984DIARY ENTRY:
August 29th, 1984
It's weird, Chris is the first guy I can't wait to see. We've been right going out for four days and man I really really like this guy. Jeez I'm so happy my life is perfect. We kiss great together and sometimes there's a little charge like licking a b...
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I just got back from the Fiddling Contest and it was great! It was me Christine (Sharon's friend) Sharon and Lisa. I also saw Sandra. Guess who she's in love with? Russ. I could kill her to death. I know she's just playing around like she always does. And now she going to do that to my Russ. See the...
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