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WEDDING BAND

Being a wedding singer isn't nearly as turbulent as Adam Sandler would have you think. You get to pick the order of the songs you play, you generally perform "Rapper's Delight" yourself, and only rarely do you need to threaten to strangle a guest with a microphone cord. The only strenuous part is singing for five hours straight, which is far more daunting than anything a rock band faces. After the final bridesmaid has been dipped, it's easy to take pride in your work....