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ARTICLES BY KAOS ULVEN


DOOMSDAY METAL

Eddie's Dead

The connection between extreme metal and Eddie Meduza, the lewd god of homemade, Swedish slapstick music, is muddy at best. Still, a lot of metalheads secretly worship him, and there are devoted fans in bands like Hypocrisy and Necrophobic. Maybe it's because he was one of the most hateful artists to come out of Sweden in the mid 70s. Maybe it's because he never missed an opportunity of blasphemy. ...

DOOMSDAY METAL

Nothing says good old gloomy forest black metal like Theodor Kittelsen. From beyond the grave the Norwegian is still responsible for the plague-ridden corpses, depressed owls and freezing forests on the covers of Burzum's Filosofem and Hvis Lyset Tar Oss as well as in various Satyricon booklets. And now the Finns have dug up a corpse brilliant enough to match him...

DOOMSDAY METAL

Yeah, motherfucking Trulen is back! The Arckanum demo from -94 has just been re-released by Carnal Records, and it's sounding so good we're getting cold shivers all over. It's more Cockney Rejects, backwards, on the wrong speed (33 instead of 45), than Darkthrone, but as long as we can spasm ...

DOOMSDAY METAL

A week or so ago, Satan decided to spew his hatred over Linköping, Sweden. And he sure wasn't the only one...
People from the cursed cities of Gothenburg, Stockholm, London, Leeds and Dals Långed had come to see the only Watain concert in Sweden this year. The night reeked of darkness-reliable ...

DOOMSDAY METAL

We've been to hell and back for you this month.
And by hell, we obviously mean Bergen, the Hole in the Sky festival and the Tsjuder and Taake concerts...

DOOMSDAY METAL

For this months parental advisory event we're putting our money on Lords of Chaos the movie. Feral House, who published the gruesome tales of the bloody birth of True Norwegian Black Metal have optioned the filmmaking rights to ZU33. We are looking forward to seeing the results, but apparently not e...

DOOMSDAY METAL

Here's a beastly tale we heard recently; In Satan's year 2004 Swedish Nifelheim were set to play Sweden Rock Festival. Like the True Black Metal soldiers they are, they had ordered a deluge of pig blood to pour over their audience. But the night before the concert the two brothers went out for a qui...

DOOMSDAY METAL

Even though Varg Vikernes has been in jail for the past ten years, having his books published by his mother and with no intentions what so ever of ever making black metal music again (ever), Burzum is still one of the first words from every newbie metalist's mouth when it comes to black metal. Mayhe...