Can you imagine what it feels like to go from the James Dean of Shanxi Province to the laughingstock of Dolores Park in the space of a single plane ride? It's like realizing the whole room knows you're stoned, only instead of six or seven people you thought were your friends, it's an entire culture.Comments/Enlarge |
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I have a feeling that if this was the guy who came to fix the office computers we’d never have that problem with the fucking email ever again.Comments/Enlarge |
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I grew up in an evangelical Christian church where my father was a reverend and my mom taught Sunday school. Evangelical Christians are those real pushy Christians who think that everyone else but them are going to hell, even Catholics and Jews...
Harry S. Truman once said, "America was built on courage, on imagination, and an unbeatable determination to do the job at hand." But that's bullshit: It was built by thieves, drunks, and whores whose job at hand was giving hand jobs. Thanks to Deadwood, we're all familiar with the follies of the Old West mining towns, but here's a list of a few of my favorite disaster and whorin' stories, just to remind you of our rotten roots...
