What is this, the Lockhorns? Even if, taking the high road here, your husband's defective penis isn't at least partially the result of your own middleaged bloatification, parading it through the airport can't be helping.Comments/Enlarge |
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I’m starting to think that the septum ring and the surface piercings and the connector chains and the filthy camo shirt with Discharge patches holding together the shoulder are all pretty integral to the overall shaved-headed look. When you take them away you just sort of look like you’re on your way home from concentration camp. Comments/Enlarge |
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When he was 29, Jesus wrote The Bible because he knew it would get him laid. Guess what--it worked. Not only did he fuck tons of really religious women, he also laid about a million whores. He didn't even get married he got so laid.
Since then the bible has been nothing but a raging pussy magnet. There was the Lot's family affair, Abraham fucking his maid, Onan (the guy who beat off), and ...
