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Bow-ties are almost impossible to pull off without looking like a groom at a Las Vegas wedding or a magician who works children’s parties, but these two faggoty little smart Alecs have nailed it so hard they’re making me wonder what their warm little cocks would feel like in my hand. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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The life and career of Les Blank each deserve to have a book or three dedicated to them, not just a puny interview in one issue of one magazine. But that’s all we have to offer right now, and so we humbly present for your perusal this talk with one of the most original documentary filmmakers since filmmakers first started documenting...

ROSS McELWEE

Ross McElwee's films are memoirs, not documentaries. Since his watershed moment, the cult classic Sherman's March (1986), through the films that have followed—Time Indefinite (1993), Six O’Clock News (1997), and Bright Leaves (2003)—McElwee has a ...

ASHER LEVINE HAS BALLS (AS IF YOU COULDN’T TELL)

Handmade Gym Gear from the Spandex King

Vice: I can’t believe that you go to the gym and work out in these outfits.
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I’ve been going to David Barton Gym for about two and a half years now, but last fall, in October, this idea occurred to me. The David Barton experience is like—there are DJs, it’s a sexy scen...

WAR IS HELL, AND HELL SUCKS

An Interview with Michael Norman Regarding His and His Wife Elizabeth’s New Book About the Bataan Death March

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ELMORE LEONARD IS THE MAN

We won’t waste much time on an intro here because you should already know who this guy is. Let’s just say this: Elmore Leonard, now going on 84 years old, is still cranking out perfectly detailed, thrilling, and hilarious stories of criminals at a pace that’s hard to believe. He wr...

HAROLD BLOOM

Harold Bloom is the preeminent literary critic in the world, and as such he is perhaps the last of a dying breed. Bloom adheres, passionately and single-mindedly, to the true and first tenet of lit crit-to take a book and judge it on its own merit, to see it as a thing in and of itself. The aestheti...

HARRY CREWS

Harry Crews is one of the most original and important living American novelists there is. He was born the son of sharecroppers in Georgia in 1935. He served as a marine during the Korean War and since then he's had just about every job a man might have to take in his lifetime-from working in a cigar...

NAYLAND BLAKE

This guy right here is an artist and a professor and a bear and a pipe man and an S&M switch and—what in hell does all that mean? We don't know. Let's talk to him and find out.
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HARRY BENSON

Harry Benson has taken some of the most recognizable and iconic portraits of the 20th century. After getting his start on Fleet Street in London, working in the daily melee known as Britain's newspaper industry, he photographed everyone from the Beatles to Muhammad Ali to Martin Luther King Jr. to, ...

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Excuse Me, I Mean a Progressive, Campaign Living Historian

Bill Cross is a Civil War reenactor with a wide range of battles, ranks, and personae under his belt and the current treasurer of the Rowdy Pards "progressive, campaign living history society." Growing up his father hauled him to all the major Civil War battlefields. "As an adult, I became more inte...

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Over the course of books such as How the Irish Saved Civilization, Sailing the Wine-Dark Seas, and Mysteries of the Middle Ages, which is newly released in a paperback edition, historian Thomas Cahill has done more for making ancient history readable and entertaining than all the cobwe...

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