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DOS & DON'TS

Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut. Comments/Enlarge | See all


You know boning a girl is the right decision when even God's like, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Get in there!" Comments/Enlarge | See all






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