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DOS & DON'TS

It’s Britzkrieg Bob! If those schoolgirls would just mug him for that fanny pack he’d be a picture-perfect aging J-Glam-Punk. Comments/Enlarge | See all


How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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THE SADDEST DAY

An Old Bird Remembers

The two saddest things I ever saw in my life were about birds. The loneliness they feel, the suffering the endure-it can drive you mad. My husband Jack used to hunt, until one day something terrible happened. He shot a duck and it landed in our pond. He was very proud at first, but the next few days were horrible. I don't know if it was a female or a male that he killed, but the mate showed up seconds later and sat there...