It’s hard to go wrong with rockabilly. The accessories are subdued and not tacky, the rules haven’t changed for 40 years, and you hardly ever run into any fat ones. Comments/Enlarge |
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Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa, whoa. Not trying to tell you what you can and can’t do with that face, but maybe you should leave the tricycling through the Red Light district in a raincoat to someone a shade less skeezy. Right now you’re making my ass clench so hard I’m worried my next dump will be glass.Comments/Enlarge |
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The third world's taste in music sucks dick. They still love Michael Jackson. In fact, the most far-out they'll go is Janet Jackson. Maybe they're too focused on not starving or getting hacked up by a rival ethnic sect's machete to pay attention to the Top 40, but helllloooo? Can we not at least check out something from after, say, 1990?...
