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I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Finding a hippie girl who keeps her bush in check and whose farts smell like jasmine sounds like a dream come true, but you've got no idea what a pain it is trying to get her out of the house. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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My name is Glori Anderson from Niles, Illinois.
I didn't want to come here. When I came here, I got scared. Everyone was sleeping-the whole place was sleeping. I think they were all overmedicated. My psychiatrist told me, "You are not-NOT-mentally ill." I had attention deficit syndrome since I was five years old, and I am 60 now. I also have severe anxiety disorder. ...