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I never dreamt the mascot for Mean Grape Colon Cleanser would be something I’d wish was my weird German aunt. Comments/Enlarge | See all


OK, just so we're clear, you used a bike wheel to make a sidecar for your bike so you can carry a tiny, folded-up bike with you when you bike. Is this what happens when Germans take acid or just the world's most elaborate variation of "my girlfriend lives in Canada"? Comments/Enlarge | See all






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