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If long black trench coats were the sartorial warning sign for Columbine, what the fuck does a black-magic wizard-bunny getup portend? Comments/Enlarge | See all

I don’t care if it’s a reconnaissance mission on that old guy’s dog pen across the crik or just foraging the couch cushions for spent Oreos, whatever this afternoon’s adventure is, I’m in. Comments/Enlarge | See all

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ARTICLES BY GABE SORIA

DEATH TO FALSE METAL!

Hard Rock is Back...Again

I know false metal when I hear it. Don't you? It's hard to put your finger on or define, but it's impossible to miss. Limp Bizkit is false metal. Most of the train wreck that is the annual OzzFest is, regrettably, false metal (although Ozzy himself and the perpetually-reuniting Black Sabbath are not and never shall be, even though they're silly old men). The Fucking Champs, the darlings of ...

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DETROIT GOES "PKFFFFSHHERRW!!" (BLOWS UP)

The Rock City Doesn't Suck Anymore

Until recently, Detroit's highest profile musical ambassadors have been a deluded hillbilly-pimp and a bunch of grease-painted, rapping dipshits. But for those that have the ears to listen, Detroit is where a glorious catch-all mix of raw soul, ol' devil blues and garage rock is in the loud n' messy process of being born. While others sprayed soda, the creeps and weirdos in the Motor City dug deeper and tapped into their hometown's centuries-long legacy of murder, ...