You know boning a girl is the right decision when even God's like, "What the fuck are you waiting for? Get in there!"Comments/Enlarge |
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Used to be a dad like this would have the kid in therapy at age 10. These days divorce and addiction in the family are so common that kids are just like: "Meh, fuck this loser. Who wants to go spend what I just stole from his wallet?"Comments/Enlarge |
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This month it was decided that everyone had to be wasted. All editorial meetings were conducted drunk, in bars, and every writer was told he or she needs to have at least a bit of a buzz going while writing. I personally have had about three king cans of Budweiser and my instructions were simply, "Write an intro to the Party Issue that sums it all up."...
