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DOS & DON'TS

I never dreamt the mascot for Mean Grape Colon Cleanser would be something I’d wish was my weird German aunt. Comments/Enlarge | See all


How would you rather spend eternity: listening to Doors fans sob over the alcoholic loser you got buried next to or continually pushing a rock up a hill only to have it roll back down at the top EVERY FUCKING TIME. We’ll take the boulder. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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