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System Corrupt Make Parties Fun Again

Back when you were nine, parties were memorable. You could steal a box of matches and set a pile of leaves on fire, piss on them, and be talking about it for months. Then you become an adult and parties start to suck. Nobody's wearing any costumes anymore and the closest you get to face painting are the under aged girls trying to pass security....