ARTICLES BY DARREN ALBERTY
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 SHUT UP YOU FUCKING BABY
You're Obsessing Over NothingWhy should you care that Harmony Korine did a documentary about another one of David Blaine's look-at-me stunts? So what if a megalomaniac magician locked himself in a tiny glass box for 44 days and called it performance art? After all, isn't David Blaine that creepy pervert famous for running back to his car to get his press kit every time the girl he's hitting on says she hasn't heard of him? ...
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  THE VICE GUIDE TO BEING TOTALLY CRUSHED OUT!
Being "crushed out" is not the ethereal world of magic not-knowingness that people often think it is. In actual fact, the "crush" is a well-researched science that goes back tens and tens of years. For example, when you are attracted to someone, you send out a series of sex pheromones to the mate in question. If said mate feels the same way, he or she will raise his or her ...
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 IT'S EVERY VIDEO GAME IN THE WORLD
But Have We Gone Too Far?Genes didn't fucking get us here. Shit, monkeys have genes. It's memes: the ability to tell the next generation what just happened-that's what put us on the map. If a monkey wasn't there, it didn't happen; if we weren't there, someone sends us an email about it and it becomes a memory. But surely sh...
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 DEATH TO THE NERDS
The Nerds Must DieGoddammit, nerds. What have you done? You've ruined everything. We tried to give you a hand. We reached out into the creek that runs through the high school and we pulled your drenched pants out of the water. We picked your glasses out of the garbage and handed them back to you. We even listened to ...
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 LITERARY
Book Reviews - The Race IssueColoring the News, The Death of the West, White Riot – The Violent Story of Combat 18, Heeb: The New Jew Review, The Elementary Particles, Ryan McGinley...
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Book Reviews - The Shark IssueALICE DOLL: VOL. I
I’ve come to the conclusion that Japanese pop culture is inbred. They live on an island and don’t let anyone in, so their fashion and music culture is not an interesting...
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