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He's in a band called Fall Out Bitch and he cried when Pete Wentz got his hair cut on stage. Comments/Enlarge | See all


These “I’m so over it” fashion queens who call models “dahling” while making them starve themselves to death so they can stagger down a runway in a see-through garbage bag are way worse for women’s lib than the Taliban is. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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