Her online name is deviant666, but when you boil it all down it’s essentially a shitty blow job followed by lying there like a log while Current 93 blares out of tiny iPod speakers.Comments/Enlarge |
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Who knew all it took to become the entire female world’s worst nightmare was an undershirt, one of those iron-on thingies you put in your printer, and a little dose of Radical Honesty?Comments/Enlarge |
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Oops, you got a little too drunk last night and you did it without a condom. It's the end of the world, right? Now you're pregnant with AIDS and you're going to have festering sores on your body forever. Maybe you should go to the doctor now and start crying about what a stupid, disgusting slut you are. Or maybe you should just chill the fuck out because: Even if you got some (which you didn't), STDs are no big deal....
People have been telling me that cum gets rid of zits since I was sixteen years old. I remember my best friend Caroline saying, "It works. Look at me, I always get it on my face and I don't have any zits." She also insisted that if she didn't have a boyfriend after a while she would break out. The verdict was that swallowing it was pretty good but nothing got rid of zits like getting it on your face. After years of standing by said rules I have decided to rent a tractor ...
This June, right as summer was kicking into full gear, we decided to check out the Special Olympics Summer Games After-Party over in Long Island. It ruled.
We spent the first hour or so freaking out at how much better the black dudes were at dancing than the white dudes. That proves the ste...
This stewardess seems pretty and nice and everything, but why are we supposed to sit here and learn what to do when we go careening into the ocean? I already know what to do. Blow up into a thousand pieces and drown. Got it. Do you actually think I believe that we're going to ditch (that's what pilo...
