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Something about the combination of muscular skinhead thug and delicately flavored rabbit tagliatelle in a beautiful back garden in Rome is making me ask myself that age-old question again: Am I a fag? Comments/Enlarge | See all


Here’s an argument for letting your kids do drugs at the earliest age possible. When people get into drugs too late in life they amalgamate all the things the desperate teenage drug addicts who runaway to the big city at 15 do; complete with the old "getting an STD on their first week in the big city from the Polish waiter" chestnut. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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ARTICLES BY CRAZY PAUL


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Getting Kicked in the Nuts

Being kicked in the nuts isn't as bad as everyone says it is. It's all in the mind. You think it's going to hurt and that's what makes you sick. I mean, if someone really nails you and you feel your nut get squished like a bouncy grape then sure, you feel pretty nauseous but, for the most part, it's just like getting kicked in the cushion. I don't see what the big deal is....