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From 'Taint to Crack and Back

You know when you have those shits where there's so much bile and drugs and booze in your system from the night before that your entire anus starts to fall out of your ass and dip into the toilet like an elephant trunk? You don't? Well, you're not the partier you think you are. For those of us out there who truly know how to give 'er, taking a dump the next day is like getting raped with wet razor wire. ...