I vote that we replace room full of blondes with these two for "every teenage boy's fantasy." It's more realistic and it acknowledges just how many of us were jerking off to Tank Girl and Love and Rockets.
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This is the epitome of “the best night of my life” in the “pregnant to a coke dealer by 18” community.Comments/Enlarge |
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We live in a world where nothing is unfamiliar. A world where we have, at our fingertips, every college student's unskilled and sophomoric attempt at an electronic blending of the Blade Runner soundtrack and bass farting tones from a ...
Hey you! Satan! Yeah, I'm talkin' to you, you punk-ass piece of dog mess. You think you're so big, huh? You think you can just waltz into people's lives and screw things up for them?! Make 'em burn in hell?! Well ... you can't! I didn't ...
It was recently, when I was listening to "Government Center," by Jonathan Richman and the Modern Lovers, that I had a revelation. As he sang the words, "We've gotta lotta lotta hard work today / We've gotta rock at the Government Center / To make the secretaries feel better / When they put the stamp...