Fuck “the love between a bird and fish.” The furthest distance in the world right now is the space between this beard and my fists.Comments/Enlarge |
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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.Comments/Enlarge |
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Are you down with the JammX? Um, they're only about to take over the entire kidz music scene. Formed by Full House producer Merv Adelson and fronted by wise-crackin' ten-year-old Bobb'e J (who moonlights as a judge on America's Most Talented Kids), this nine-member multi-culti hip-hop sensation is making some serious noize! And it's all in the name of inspiring other kids to get active and stay fit....
What is it with Strip Club DJs? Why do they talk like that? Most people are busy checking out tits and bums when they go to a strip club, but not me. I want to know who the fuck that guy is who's talking like an AM radio show host introducing Johnny Carson. That's what I want know. Actually, that's what I did want to know. Now I know and I'm not so sure I should have checked it out. You ...
