ARTICLES BY BOBBY RICHARDS
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 CAN'T STOP
How to Harness the Power of the Mentally Ill"If it weren't for us Aspies, all you NTs would still be in caves." Aspies are people with Asperger's Syndrome, a mental disorder that allows its victims to concentrate on one thing, exclusively, forever and ever, hence important technological inventions like the phone and the car. NTs, on the other hand, are "Neuro-typicals," a.k.a. people like you and me that don't become obsessed ...
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  OUR TEN FAVORITE PSYCHOPATHS
Life in the Mental-Health Unit Is Fun as HellYou get to meet a lot of fucking psychopaths when working in the mental-health unit of an East Coast maximum-security prison. All of the inmates I worked with were post-trial (already sentenced). Some were permanently in the mental health unit because they were found Guilty but Mentally Ill (which is different from Not Guilty by Reason of Insanity-that lands you in a forensic hospital). Other ...
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 JUVENILE HELL
Feeling Bad About the Past? Invent a Little.Next time one of your friends says to you, "Why do I keep dating assholes?" you can tell her, "Your dad was a huge asshole who was incapable of showing love. You keep dating these douche bags hoping that you can make them love you, thus repairing the lifelong wound your father inflicted upon you." T...
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