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Look at how smug this fucking genius is about the worst mistake of his life so far. Just how much TV did his dad not let him watch? Comments/Enlarge | See all


I hate all these boring remakes of Friday 13th and Halloween. What if they remade Hellraiser, Conan The Destroyer and Cruising into the same movie? That would fucking rule! Comments/Enlarge | See all






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REIGN IN HELL

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