ARTICLES BY ANITA CRAPPER
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 DAWN OF A NEW APOCALYPSE
Hardcore Looks to Integrity For AnswersAfter ten years of having to suffer difficult-to-listen-to arty screamo bands made up of sensitive guys wearing lampshades on their heads, it seems like hardcore kids are looking back to the straight up power violence/metalcore bands of the early 90s for their inspiration....
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  BAG OF SHITE
Picking Up Litter On The Number 76Our UK intern Jack smells funny. It's not because he doesn't shower or anything, it's because he rides one of the dirtiest buses in the whole of London every day, sharing his journey to work with gangs of 14-year-old school kids from Hackney...
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 LITERARY/I WANT MY DVDS
Book/Movie Reviews - The Food IssueHATELAND
Some of the worst books ever written are those by “former” gangsters or football hooligans about their shitty, pointless lives. Ghostwritten by alcoholic staff reporters from...
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 WHOSE FARTS SMELL WORSE?
Carnivores or Herbivores?We hired a male model from the internet and got two girls who work in porn to fart on his face twice. They did this once while wearing jeans and once while wearing skimpy porno underwear.
After he'd received the double blast, our model, a 24-year-old named Dave, would attempt to deduce which fa...
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 KITTY-CIDE
Living with the Nightmare of FRMS(Update: We had this movie sent to us from a cat owner in Liverpool whose pet is starting to show symptoms of the disease.)
"We found him perched on the oven with his little paw trying to turn the gas...
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 WE HATE HORROR
The New Films Aren't Ugly EnoughMaking this issue was a lot of fun because the main editors are secret horror nerds, but one thing we really noticed when trawling through all this stuff was: how come pretty much every horror movie that Hollywood shits out these days looks like if Trent Reznor directed a two-hour-long Calvin Klein ...
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 BRINGING IT BACK
Walk The Plank Break And EnterThe death of Liverpool's legendary HARDCORE AND punk club Planet X neartly coinicided with the mid-90s raping and murder of the UK underground by major label A&R men, beady eyes fixed on signing the new Green Day...
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 GREATEST HITS
Of The Animal Liberation FrontMuslim terrorists who blow Londoners to pieces on the way to work are cowardly fucking turds.
But what if there was a group of terrorists who never physically harmed humans? And the only reason they did exciting terrorist things like blowing up cars and sneaking over wire fences at night was to...
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 FACKING CANTS
Sex Education With Plan BI don't know about you Yank girls, but I cannot imagine anything more devastating than being called "cunt" in an East London brogue while a skinny white boy with spots and a few scars slides his stiff English dick in and out my fanny. It's called national pride.
And if he's a sensitive-thug...
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 WHERE'S THE HATE?
Black Metal's Gotten Soft And FatMaybe it was around the time that Satyr from Satyricon admitted he loved the silky feel of Dolce & Gabbana underwear, but in the last few years, black metal has become less exciting than cream cakes.
Blame it on all the art fag hipsters who go to Immortal concerts so they can buy a T-shirt and ...
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 HATIN' THE HATERS
Recently we met up with Joel and Billy from Good Charlotte at this awesome hotel in London where you can change the color of the room with a switch (Billy changed it to green).
VICE: Let's talk about all the haters.
Billy: Like, in high school that type of shit happened on a...
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 FUCK THE WORLD
Love Is All Live Too Far AwayCan somebody please outlaw transatlantic long-distance relationships? My BFF's boy lives in LA and she lives in London and they're both going totally fucking crazy. Here's why:
1. Not only is paranoia eating them alive, they're also falling out over things like who pays for the plane ticket...
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 I WANT MY DVDS
Inflated: The Blow-Up Doll Films of Steve Hall and Cathee Wilkins, Minor Threat: DC Space. Buff Hall. 9:30 Club, The Work of Directors: Spike Jonze, Michel Gondry, Chris Cunningham ...
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 DRIVE-IN AND CRYIN'
Life After At The Drive-InEven though they were a nerdy, teetotal emo rock band, the breakup of At The Drive-In was messier than an X-treme Bukake DVD.
After six years of playing the hardcore backpack emo circuit and then signing a major deal that propelled them onto the world stage, the tensions that were already s...
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