“Wait, you too?” Yeah, I was in the DON’Ts a few years ago, then I got this invitation to come here for the weekend. Apparently some rich guy was in the DON’Ts too and wants us all to get together to plan revenge. “Oh shit. Like that movie The Benchwarmers?” Yeah. “I fucking loved that movie.” Me too. Jon Lovitz is my dawg. Comments/Enlarge |
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Those Liza Minnelli, modern primitive Jews can be a lot to handle, especially when they’re next to some flawless farm girl from Reggio Di Calabria but when short shorts and 5” wedges are teamed up with floppy tits pointing straight at you like a boner ready to jizz, the cicciotta from Captain Corelli's Mandolin can go fuck herself. Comments/Enlarge |
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Dear Britain, you need to stop trying to dress like us. You do it cheap and corny and about three years after we gave it up. Go back to being mods or whatever. Comments/Enlarge |
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