We thought these guys didn’t get the memo that every doorgirl in the city has explicit instructions “not to let any striped shirts in.” Then we found out it’s a warning date rapists wear on purpose. “We use them to let girls know they should stay away,” one of them told us, “We don’t want to be tempted just as much as girls don’t want to get raped.” Comments/Enlarge |
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So you think it’s cute to whip out your little sausage roll and hold it up to a bum while you flash the camera a toothy grin? You like laughing at the homeless? You probably don’t even know that you can get instant penis cancer from touching their crust-covered 49ers jackets. Who’s laughing now? PS: You look like a German lesbian.Comments/Enlarge |
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The grossest thing about couples that match is you can tell they fuck too much. Somehow they have projected their own megalomania onto each other and you know they sit there fingering each other’s assholes and cumming all over the place like it’s a big beat off session. Jesus, you can almost smell the lingering genitalia as they walk down the street. Comments/Enlarge |
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