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-19945THE VICE GUIDE TO EATING PUSSY

Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they don't like it but because it's really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good head later on), so it's time we broke it down. Like this....Read more
-19944THE VICE GUIDE TO GIVING HEAD

After the overwhelming response we got from our penultimate guide to eating pussy, we felt it only fair to offer the same type of guide for putting dinks in your mouth. After interviewing piles of sluts and exactly one homo, Linda Gondelle brings you this all-...Read more
-19943LEMME HEAR YOU SAY “UNGH”...

Back in university, while having sex with my 32-year-old militant feminist girlfriend, a phrase slipped out of my mouth. We were in that primal mode in autopilot when weird sounds come out like "goood" and "do it, fucker." This time, however, out of nowhere I ...Read more
-19942THE VICE GUIDE TO SHAGGING MUSLIMS

One late, lonely night back in February of this year I found myself, as one sometimes does, wandering the dingy halls of a gay S & M bathhouse in the bowels of downtown Toronto. Entering my private cubicle, I caught the eye of a very intense, handsome fellow w...Read more