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Yelling shit from cars is primarily for drunken jocks and other people who haven't gotten over high school but you've got to admit that it's extremely easy and feels guiltily satisfying when you screech away. It's like the beating-off-to-Bangbus of insults. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Are they trying to sex up the Auschwitz museum tours? Or did a guy in his 40s who owns a flagging lingerie store in Berlin dream up this harrowing display of human frailty? Either way it's making me horny. Comments/Enlarge | See all










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