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Hey Lilo & Stitch, where did you get the confidence to dance like that—with a fucking tail strapped to your ass no less? Is this the first night you haven’t stayed in watching cartoons? Comments/Enlarge | See all


You feed your jeans to your rottweiler, the rottweiler shits them out, then you wash the jeans and wear them. You look like a laid-back jam master and the dog’s digestive system is kept busy for 20 minutes. Everyone wins. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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If you want your Gran to stop being such an old-fashioned prude just find a way to get her out of the house and show her what kids are into these days, like taking her to a hardcore show or one of those emo sex-parties she keeps hearing about. Comments/Enlarge | See all






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