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SO, REALLY, WHO WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A BEER WITH?

You can tell a lot about a person by their answer to the above question. Read on and make of it what you will.

PHOTOS: REUBEN RUITER & JAMES MCMANUS

LAUREN

Who would you most like to meet in the world?
I know it’s a pipe dream, but Kurt Cobain because he dyed his hair with cordial and he was a rad lad.

What’s the strangest thing or body part you’ve ever had signed?
I asked Michael Leunig to draw a star on this scar on my knee but he said no. Does that count?
BEN

What’s the strangest thing or body part you’ve ever had signed?
I got my hand signed by Brad Green from the Melbourne Demons at a training session before the 2000 grand final.

Who’s the most exciting person you’ve ever met?
My Uncle is Michael Caton from The Sullivans but that’s not overly exciting. Actually, I did meet Ralph Lauren in New York.


EMMA

Who would you most like to meet in the world?
It’s a toss up between my favourite actors Robert De Niro and Dustin Hoffman.

What’s the strangest thing or body part you’ve ever had signed?
The clean answer is that I won a signed record of some awful, forgetful 80s band, when I was about seven, in a dancing competition. It came with a free bar of soap.
AON

Who would you most like to meet in the world?
I would love to meet Eazy-E. He’s one of gangster rap’s originals.

Who’s the most exciting person you’ve ever met?
I got pulled up onstage at N.E.R.D. and met Pharrell. He’s pretty much my hero.


TEIK

Who would you most like to meet in the world?
Latrell Sprewell the controversial ex NBA player.

What’s the strangest thing or body part you’ve ever had signed?
The tattoo on my left shoulder is signed by my tattooist.
ALEX

Who would you most like to meet in the world?
I worry that he wouldn’t like me, which would be really disappointing, but to get drunk with Paul Westerberg (from The Replacements) would be mad.

Who’s the most exciting person you’ve ever met?
Chris Hopkins. He’s this really amazing illustrator/animator that does lots of interesting work and knows loads of interesting people.


CAROLINE AND AMELIA

Who would you most like to meet in the world?
Caroline: I’d probably like to meet Ryan Adams – I’m a bit of a fan.

Who’s the most exciting person you’ve ever met?
Amelia: The lead singer of Phoenix, Thomas. He was pretty fun.
KIRSTY

What’s the strangest thing or body part you’ve ever had signed?
I had Kylie Minogue and Jason Donovan sign a serviette for me back in the day.

Who’s the most exciting person you’ve ever met?
Kylie and Jason still top my list.


CHRIS

What’s the strangest thing or body part you’ve ever had signed?
A famous British hat designer signed a hat for me once even though I didn’t ask him to.

Who’s the most exciting person you’ve ever met?
Coming from NZ you don’t meet very many exciting people.
JOHN

Who would you most like to meet in the world?
I’d like to meet God and ask, “Why?”

What’s the strangest thing or body part you’ve ever had signed?
A girl tattooed her name on me.


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