If God is against getting a tattoo of a shitty website that’s under construction and is based on an elusive metaphor that makes no sense then yes, you are an infidel. Comments/Enlarge |
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At first we thought this was some fucked-in-the-head, rich girl with too much time on her hands but when you let the kimono nightie slip into fantasy land for a second (she’s wearing little socks and you rented a bunch of movies) it becomes pretty delicious. Comments/Enlarge |
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DOS & DON'TS
Yeah, the classic Gucci with the ankle strap is hot and everything but there’s something about rubber boots that just kind of makes your dick explode. I guess that’s why they’re water proof.Comments/Enlarge |
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"In mercurial New York, tradition, dominant elsewhere and at other times, has always been slippery." -Luc Sante, from the foreword to Low Life...READ MORE
This is the crown jewel of all five boroughs. Those who tell you different are wrong. Most of the city is laid out on a grid of very straight streets that have been assigned numbers as names. Sadly enough, most of the numbered straight streets are more boring ...READ MORE
Someone is going to swear to you that Bushwick is "blowing up," and someone will swear that it sucks. What will happen in reality is that you will go to a loft party there and see guys in purple t-shirts wearing Dunks and drinking flat Corona, and then you'll ...READ MORE
There's a zoo here. The Yankees. The Botanical Garden. And a street called Arthur Avenue where you could spend a wonderful afternoon eating Italian food or shopping to make a meal somewhere. We say afternoon, 'cause we know someone's already told you that y...READ MORE
THE MAN WITH A PAST
These are the waiters found in dark Italian restaurants owned and operated by Lebanese families. They generally work alone, handling the whole restaurant with the aid of a small boy who buses tables and has the mien of a monkey....READ MORE