Do not stay in tonight! Put the burrito down and get out of the house now because by 1 AM your friends will have stopped answering their phones and you’ll be staring at the TV wondering if this is out there. Comments/Enlarge |
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Sure, he isn’t great friend material if you’re lost in Baltimore. But should you be in Paris and need a faggy electro bar where they play Giorgio Moroder and the dad of the girl who owns it built the Pompidou Centre, he’s perfect.Comments/Enlarge |
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MANHATTAN This is the crown jewel of all five boroughs. Those who tell you different are wrong. Most of the city is laid out on a grid of very straight streets that have been assigned numbers as names. Sadly enough, most of the numbered straight streets are more boring ...Read more
BROOKLYN Someone is going to swear to you that Bushwick is "blowing up," and someone will swear that it sucks. What will happen in reality is that you will go to a loft party there and see guys in purple t-shirts wearing Dunks and drinking flat Corona, and then you'll ...Read more
AND THE REST There's a zoo here. The Yankees. The Botanical Garden. And a street called Arthur Avenue where you could spend a wonderful afternoon eating Italian food or shopping to make a meal somewhere. We say afternoon, 'cause we know someone's already told you that y...Read more
THE VICE GUIDE TO NYC WAITSTAFF THE MAN WITH A PAST
These are the waiters found in dark Italian restaurants owned and operated by Lebanese families. They generally work alone, handling the whole restaurant with the aid of a small boy who buses tables and has the mien of a monkey....Read more
