Wired Magazine can write a 25 page prayer to the CEO of Google but if they interviewed Haiko The Hentai Master they'd learn a lot more about the ins and outs of the internet than they'd ever dreamed.Comments/Enlarge |
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Used to be a dad like this would have the kid in therapy at age 10. These days divorce and addiction in the family are so common that kids are just like: "Meh, fuck this loser. Who wants to go spend what I just stole from his wallet?"Comments/Enlarge |
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MANHATTAN This is the crown jewel of all five boroughs. Those who tell you different are wrong. Most of the city is laid out on a grid of very straight streets that have been assigned numbers as names. Sadly enough, most of the numbered straight streets are more boring ...READ MORE
BROOKLYN Someone is going to swear to you that Bushwick is "blowing up," and someone will swear that it sucks. What will happen in reality is that you will go to a loft party there and see guys in purple t-shirts wearing Dunks and drinking flat Corona, and then you'll ...READ MORE
AND THE REST There's a zoo here. The Yankees. The Botanical Garden. And a street called Arthur Avenue where you could spend a wonderful afternoon eating Italian food or shopping to make a meal somewhere. We say afternoon, 'cause we know someone's already told you that y...READ MORE
THE VICE GUIDE TO NYC WAITSTAFF THE MAN WITH A PAST
These are the waiters found in dark Italian restaurants owned and operated by Lebanese families. They generally work alone, handling the whole restaurant with the aid of a small boy who buses tables and has the mien of a monkey....READ MORE
