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MUSICAL INBREEDING: THE DIE SLAUGHTERHAUS FAMILY TREE


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Most punk scenes are incestuous fuckpiles of friends and rivals and girlfriends and shared drummers, but Atlanta's really puts the rest to shame. We asked Mark from Die Slaughterhaus Records to make a little Who's in Whose for the past 15 years of his label's roster and this is what he gave us. Look at this thing. It's more tangled than the syphilis chart from the Rockdale County high school outbreak.

What's really mind-boggling is like 30 of these 44 bands are still active but what's still yet even more boggling is that every one of them is good. Seriously, we're not even going to try to break them all down for you, just go to the DSH website and buy everything you can. There's not a stinker in the bunch.


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Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote:
Beat Beat Beat... Warrens gf Jayda is fucking hot. Goddamn what I wouldn’t for a piece of that.
Anonymous, on Apr 24, 2009 wrote:
Uh, Some Soviet Station anyone? Or do Athens bands not count?
less_cunning, on Apr 21, 2009 wrote:
Paper Lions were a great band. oh whoops, i mean Jet By Day...
Anonymous, on Apr 11, 2009 wrote:
nashville pussy?
Anonymous, on Apr 10, 2009 wrote:
true about the carbonas. but, fuck the coathangers. not much talent and nothing interesting to say. where are the real women who rock?
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
RUMP POSSE! SPORTS!
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
poor coathangers sitting there all lonely and un-related to
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
the carbonas are criminally unknown. such a fucking good band.
Anonymous, on Apr 8, 2009 wrote:
you missed lotus plaza off the deerhunter orb

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