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Wearing glasses that are so big for your face you look like a drunk retard is great because it weeds out the dickheads and restricts the party to just smart and fun people.
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Most girls screw up and make them too short or too straight across, but if you can get the riot grrrl retard-bangs just right it gives you a free pass on whatever look you put below it—especially 14-year-old in pajama-boxers raiding her nana’s closet in Bayonne. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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February 9th, 2010
OK, I know you've got some elaborate justification worked out about “standards of beauty” and how this would look totally normal to the Uighurs of Western China, but do you have any idea how fucking bored they get out there? Comment
February 9th, 2010
It’s about fucking time drag queens expanded their palette beyond Joan Crawford and Whitney Houston. Comment

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