DOS & DON'TS

This is the type of Austrian couple who listen to drum ’n’ bass, dress like they’re pimps on Halloween, and are so sexually liberated that it’s uncomfortable. They’ll approach you and your girlfriend at a coffee shop about having a foursome and totally not be offended if you’re not into it. Comments/Enlarge | See all

This is what sucks about America. While everyone is having a burrito special from Sally’s at their desk, Italians are getting so drunk and stuffed during their four-hour lunch break that they walk back to work doing upside-down farts. Comments/Enlarge | See all

DOs & DON'Ts

February 9th, 2010

OK, I know you've got some elaborate justification worked out about “standards of beauty” and how this would look totally normal to the Uighurs of Western China, but do you have any idea how fucking bored they get out there? Comment

February 9th, 2010