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Leather jackets are the best way to ride out that 20-to-25 part of your life where you’re getting shitfaced almost every night. They’re good for fights, they don’t tear when you roll down stairs as a joke, and they make good blankets but, like cocaine, you have to give them up after 30.
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Heroin gives you a huge ego which is a real plus when trying out new looks but it also makes you really lazy. The end result is huge variety of accessories that all smell like shit. [Click for video] Comments/Enlarge | See all

I know you don’t do blind dates anymore but if you’re into shithead big babies that waste money, this guy is perfect for you. He has a two-foot-long piece of excrement for hair and he rides around on a $2,000 bicycle even though he’s a grown-ass man. Interested?
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May 11th, 2008

What’ll you give me if I suck all the old lentil soup, pot seeds, and mental illness out of his beard? Comment

May 11th, 2008

When you find the perfect haircut for your face like Little Miss Fringe here, you should just have it cast in bronze right onto your head. As the farmer said to Babe, “That’ll do, pig. That’ll do.” Comment

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