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Quiet nerds who are into their jobs and keep everything neat and together seem like they're missing out when you're in the middle of your drunken shithead years, but they're really so far ahead of the curve it'll be years before you realize how hard you've been shined. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Three good questions to ask yourself before leaving the house are 1) does everything I have on match, 2) am I going to be too hot to dance in this, and 3) if I get slightly sweaty is this dress going to make me look like a human cumshot? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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He made his bangs out of red tracing paper, cut his waist off then handcuffed it to himself, and made a scarf out of a cheetah skin draft-guard. Congratulations Pierre Pirou. You just became Monsieur LeCrab’s trusty sidekick.

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Anonymous, on Dec 12, 2009 wrote:
ahhh, how the hipster just needs affirmation!

"i am a do! I am a do! I really am a do!"

mindless idiots who think idiolect is actually a language. it ain’t. its gibberish.

go back to therapy and reintegrate yourself into your family, middle class malcontents!
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
the best part is she thought she was the do. sorry, bitch.
Anonymous, on Jun 30, 2009 wrote:
ah well... at least he’s not naked... he looks totally bergen-belson... does he have late stage aids or is he simply anorexic?
Anonymous, on Jun 29, 2009 wrote:
ROBCAS: THE HAT TOPS IT ALL OFF. DOUCHEFAG!!!
Anonymous, on Mar 20, 2009 wrote:
This kid looks ike alot of fun!!
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote:
HOW IS THIS A DO...
THIS KID LOOK LIKE A REAL CUNT!
Anonymous, on Sep 19, 2008 wrote:
I was about to suggest this is a Don’t
But then the blondie gave me that look there that says "Don’t you judge him," and I was powerless
Anonymous, on Jul 29, 2008 wrote:
who the F#ck cares about the douche in the back... check out blondie...
Anonymous, on Jul 14, 2008 wrote:
i want usher’s "love in this club" to come on just so i can make out with the blondie in the foreground

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