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Remember all those soul-deadening jobs where they’d make you wear some stained-up secondhand workshirt that came down to your knees and how hard you’d try to cool up the periphery in case you ran into anybody you knew? I wonder if that’s why punk and goth girls always cram so much shit on their necks and arms. Comments/Enlarge | See all


Her online name is deviant666, but when you boil it all down it’s essentially a shitty blow job followed by lying there like a log while Current 93 blares out of tiny iPod speakers. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Ask any Coors Light ad and it will tell you, the only thing better than football is twins. Especially when they get naked together and lie on your bed.

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Anonymous, on Sep 30, 2009 wrote:
i guess the older one (by two minutes) made his little brother wait an extra week before he could start growing out his beard.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
Fuckit! It’s totally rad (yeah I said rad) when you can party with ZZ-Top’s illegitimate children turn art scenester party hooligans! WOOP WOOP!
Anonymous, on Sep 1, 2009 wrote:
shite
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote:
obviously you’ve never seen kraftwerk. they are much dorkier than that dude.
Silent Running, on Aug 25, 2009 wrote:
That’s one of the guys from Kraftwerk behind them.
Anonymous, on Aug 24, 2009 wrote:
delicious! this is such a do well done
Anonymous, on Jun 22, 2009 wrote:
they were both on deadliest catch.
Anonymous, on May 29, 2009 wrote:
ryan stiffney? did you shave your beard?
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
this place looks great.
Anonymous, on May 7, 2009 wrote:
i can see myself getting really drunk and going up to these two and slurring the question "eiffel tower?"
Anonymous, on Apr 13, 2009 wrote:
o yes plz
Anonymous, on Apr 6, 2009 wrote:
Supreme? Really, c’mon guys...
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote:
marry me?
Anonymous, on Feb 23, 2009 wrote:
dope jacket!
Anonymous, on Feb 11, 2009 wrote:
guys like this are the reason i went to vermont for college. guys like the one behind them are the reason i considered leaving after one year...
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote:
yummmm !
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
love their show
Anonymous, on Dec 9, 2008 wrote:
gonna take these two with me.
and ride em like i ride my lil’ pony, amen.

Anonymous, on Nov 11, 2008 wrote:
trinity of babes
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2008 wrote:
I love a beard
Anonymous, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote:
super super duper hot
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2008 wrote:
What about the man in glasses behind them? That looks like the actual DO in this.

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