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When did CBGB get taken over by roided-out rock ’n’ roll tourists? It’s become like Extreme Planet Hollywood, and I fear for its future if it carries on like this. Comments/Enlarge | See all


I have a feeling that if this was the guy who came to fix the office computers we’d never have that problem with the fucking email ever again. Comments/Enlarge | See all








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Ever notice how, right when the boomers dinks start to go, they invent a drug that rejuvenates boners? Now the bars are filled with a whole new universe of desperate singles trying to figure out what men are finding attractive these days.

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Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
these ladies look way older than boomers... but some geezers will find em appealing so hey, why not? they aren’t trying to look 19 and r keeping things covered up so don’t hate
kennyp, on Aug 28, 2009 wrote:
this is like a terrifying acid trip.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
This was already bad enought and then I noticed the face on her purse.
Anonymous, on Aug 4, 2009 wrote:
they are cool... surely not showing too much skin and not from what i can see poking any 20 year old guys in the ass
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
why aren’t they my aunts with a nice piece of property with fountains for me to get drunk and fall into.
komodo, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
it’s like a screened in porch but only for your eyes
Anonymous, on May 28, 2009 wrote:
super sweet mesh goggles nana!
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote:
lady on the right is cooler than any of you hipster fucks will ever be :)
Anonymous, on Feb 14, 2009 wrote:
This is a charitiy thing,Like rich old ladys dress up with all these crazy fucking hats and shit,too rise money,sometimes there themed,sometimes the theme is crazy,When I was growing up in florida,I saw Alot of shit like this,the most disturbing part is that,there all horny as sin,and like too flash there tits at teenage kids man..fuck I still have nightmares
Anonymous, on Jan 19, 2009 wrote:
awesome
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
See!? This is what happens when Project Runway is aired.
Anonymous, on Dec 6, 2008 wrote:
Definitely a DO. If my mom and aunt decide to do futuristic witchcraft, I would support their vocational enterprise. Just because of the looks.
Hella_Rad, on Aug 22, 2008 wrote:
wow have you seen event horizon? they would be from some post-apocalyptic cougar vortex.

the lady on the right has a really scary purse. i’m into it.
Anonymous, on Aug 1, 2008 wrote:
DO
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
this is most definitely a DO.
Anonymous, on Jul 10, 2008 wrote:
Omg, I have the same sweater as that bag on the left! Wtf?
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2008 wrote:
I HATE OLD PEOPLE!

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