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It's fun to pretend we're better than Europeans but when you go to their "fancy dress" parties and see the amazing shit they do, it's hard to forget America was started by the stupid ones.

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Anonymous, on Oct 23, 2009 wrote:
guy on the left is the only good thing in this picture
Anonymous, on Oct 5, 2009 wrote:
fuck her. i want to know more about col. von roberteleesteingbergerson over there.
Anonymous, on Oct 2, 2009 wrote:
... yes, yes. all the "good ones" are taken - for example, by her off-duty gendarme, Johann von Krackenbrittle. She’s such a score her tits each have their own email.
Anonymous, on Sep 29, 2009 wrote:
I see nude colored pantyhose; this is not a do
Anonymous, on Sep 22, 2009 wrote:
I love you and I won’t even fuck you in the ass the first time we make "love" either...I’ll wait a week. That’s how much I care about you.
Scarlet, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
You could totally fit an extra boob in between...
Anonymous, on Aug 11, 2009 wrote:
that is the worst boob job ever... its like the surgeon had never seen actual boobs... she needs to have them moved...like in and down... i mean seriously its like the surgeon was an alien or some 12 year old kid got a do it urself boob job kit n practiced on his big sister
Anonymous, on Jul 30, 2009 wrote:
The gap isn’t an issue. All it means to me is "Put Your Face Here".
Anonymous, on Jun 18, 2009 wrote:
THAT’S NOT A HAT, THOSE ARE BOOBS! HA HA OH WAIT I GET IT.
Anonymous, on Jun 13, 2009 wrote:
she has the biggest gap ever!
audienceofone, on Jun 3, 2009 wrote:
Side-boob just got a new definition. A literal one.
well on the other hand, her ribs are kinda cushioned in the event of being rammed by a car.
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
is her bra pullin her tits away?

because right about now i can fit my foot in there.
Anonymous, on May 13, 2009 wrote:
Nipples that don’t point in the same direction are not attractive.

However, I would fuck a moustached guy wearing a monocle any day.
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
I fail to see the "amazing shit they’re doing" in this photo. Nice tits there skankor. Making room for a third one in between?
Anonymous, on Mar 19, 2009 wrote:
looks like her boobs are trying to escape!
crimewave, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
you could land a fuckin jet between those.
this is crap, fuck you vice.
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2008 wrote:
GAP
messiahdan, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote:
definitely a do, as in brunette+big fake tits+sexy red lips+outline for pearl necklace=DO
Anonymous, on Sep 12, 2008 wrote:
This picture makes me feel good about my wonderful happy little boobs. So sure it’s a DO!
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2008 wrote:
she looks like sophie ellis bextor

thats a do.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2008 wrote:
what’s wrong with her tits? You could fit another tit in there.
Anonymous, on Jul 22, 2008 wrote:
3 foot tall attention-seeking chicks in trashy fetish garb hardly make for a do. Especially when their sugar daddy couldn’t afford a proper surgeon to enhance her looks.
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote:
I want to be that vampires boy toy

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