Going to Europe and seeing people under 30 who don’t look like they’re wearing drugstore GG Allin costumes is such an ocular relief it’s like shooting valium into your eyes. Comments/Enlarge |
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I wonder how many young men have perished trying to keep Ms. Tokyo Posh Pants ’09 happy?Comments/Enlarge |
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Today being a teenager means corny piercings and punk women’s hair on MySpace, so it’s best to take it back to when the whole notion began in the early 50s and become the very first teenager.
Anonymous, on Sep 4, 2009 wrote: i would fuck the shit out of him then spoon for hours
Anonymous, on Aug 5, 2009 wrote: haha, so right...
gnarwhal, on Jul 29, 2009 wrote: folks, we have a winner.
Anonymous, on May 26, 2009 wrote: lol, welcome to Orange County 1992-96.
Anonymous, on Jan 30, 2009 wrote: he is so fucking adorable! digging the glasses
Anonymous, on Jan 10, 2009 wrote: remember towards the last 90’s when every emo fuck was dressing like they were an extra from the outsiders? but they’d listen to shit music like sensefield and pensive and penfold and would act like complete tools and tried to get in girls’ pants in that really creepy way? like creepier than guidos in an nj short club... yeah that. we don’t need that.
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote: I would make him solve equations and sing me Buddy Holly songs before letting him go down.
Anonymous, on Sep 9, 2008 wrote: isn’t what all the DC kids dressed like for the last 25 years?
Anonymous, on Jul 21, 2008 wrote: ...akin to taking retro back to its logical conclusion?
