“Its actually awesome that Aunt Ruth kicked me out of the house ‘cause now I get to wear whatever I want, whenever I want.”Comments/Enlarge |
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They can repeat any dialogue from any DVD boxset ever released in the history of sitting on the couch and merging disgustingly into the same sweaty delivery pizza sweating, cat litter stinking, 8 years into this and still no kids, crazed relationship of a catastrophe of disappointment.Comments/Enlarge |
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Sometimes it takes the truly grotesque to show people the evil that lurks right beneath their noses. Sorry we had to do this, but do you get what we’re saying about Tevas now?
Anonymous, on Nov 16, 2009 wrote: the sandal clearly has enough room in the heal portion for his feet. he just chose to velcro that shit up and his feet hung over. not to mention velcro sandals are awful. made for tourons.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: i think the last guy to climb up this giant’s beanstalk was a dirty hippie.
Anonymous, on Jul 15, 2009 wrote: My ex-girlfriend bought me a pair of them once. I broke her nose with them...
Anonymous, on Mar 12, 2009 wrote: DAMN...
Anonymous, on Jan 27, 2009 wrote: aaaaahhhh!!! noooo!!! doooooon’t!
i know the breeze feels great on your feet, buddy, but no! this is NOT allowed!
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2009 wrote: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?
Anonymous, on Jan 1, 2009 wrote: welcome to a NEW year with OLD OLD pics
Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2008 wrote: Why don’t you rub my pussy with your hip commentary on footwear a little bit more Vice? Oh it feels so good... What is this? The fucking bitch patrol? So the guy has fucked up feet and is wearing sandals, who fucking cares? Caring about whether or not people wear sandals/flip flops is a definite don’t. Why don’t I publish a magazine that gets worse overtime and spend 6 whole pages bitching about spandex and shitty haircuts? It would still probably be better then your last few issues.
messiahdan, on Sep 20, 2008 wrote: i wear sandals because i literally cannot see what my toes are doing from standing up distance. who cares about the fucking sandals, dude left foot extends like 2 inches from where it should end. You kind of have to wear sandals when your feet are that fucked don’t you?
