We love these East Village tweakers who broadcast public-access TV shows from their mother’s living room in Alphabet City. They are the real New York, and the neighborhood would suck without them. Never go away, Crimson Bernie!Comments/Enlarge |
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So far the only funny thing Jerry Seinfeld has done is convince an entire generation of unmarried uncles that it’s perfectly acceptable to dress like a member of a New Edition tribute band made up of guys on their first day out of rehab. Comments/Enlarge |
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New York fashion people are fine and everything but they’re preaching to the converted. It’s the suburban weirdos that really matter. They’re the missionaries of the Retro Versace Thug Movement.
Anonymous, on Nov 12, 2009 wrote: Why the fuck can i only get issues at american apparel now? I hate going into that store
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote: he knows what he’s doing. just look at that smug smile.
Anonymous, on Aug 21, 2009 wrote: long island sucks
Anonymous, on Aug 20, 2009 wrote: Urrrgh, it’s spreading. I say round them up and euthanize them before it’s too late. You’d be doing them a favor anyway.
Anonymous, on Jul 20, 2009 wrote: do’s and don’ts will never make sense unless you don’t have an opinion.
Anonymous, on May 8, 2009 wrote: Latte Thug
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote: i am all about the 80’s guess jeans my mom wears.
Anonymous, on Mar 7, 2009 wrote: SPOT THE TRY-HARD
Anonymous, on Feb 6, 2009 wrote: caption couldn’t be more perfect.
maybe only if it included something about his awesome lady friend.
Anonymous, on Nov 25, 2008 wrote: His theme song in high school was Hip Hop Hooray.
Benny Boy, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote: you just see him think: yes, tonight another dick up my ass.
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2008 wrote: I think he’s beautiful.
TheCheeve, on Aug 12, 2008 wrote: Man Purse? Negative points. BUT...
Possible du-rag underneath crown jewel adorned shitty hat?? Perfect.
This guy gets a Maybe
Anonymous, on Jul 18, 2008 wrote: that douche looks like he jumped my grandmother for that outfit
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: Horrible. Say the same thing, and call it a Don’t
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2008 wrote: Isn’t that Keith Haring?
Anonymous, on Jun 15, 2008 wrote: This guy need to change his perscription glasses. It seems he got ready in his mothers closet and no one told him. A total eye-sore
