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I’d marry him or her, but only if they were playing the Ramones version of “Baby I Love You” while I walked down the aisle with him or her. I wouldn’t even bother asking which it is. That’s genitalist. Comments/Enlarge | See all


If long black trench coats were the sartorial warning sign for Columbine, what the fuck does a black-magic wizard-bunny getup portend? Comments/Enlarge | See all








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It sucks to get dumped but after the requisite two-week depression you go meet your friends and realize, “Holy shit, there are a lot of fucking hot fish in the sea.”

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Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2009 wrote:
I’ll agree with the comment. Maybe not the picture, though
Anonymous, on Sep 14, 2008 wrote:
Yeah, 15 year olds are waaaaay better
Anonymous, on Jul 12, 2008 wrote:
you hipster fairies need to start going to church and having slow drawling conversations with your parents on the porch.

(btw, i can’t believe the word f a g g o t is censored. actually, on this site, yes i can.)

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