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Jeremy Scott turns ordinary girls into really wealthy smart funny world travelers that have great drugs.
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This is when college students are so drunk they see homeless dudes as wise old sages and they share booze with him and ask him about life and he goes, “I’m a lacaholic.”
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The shirt is funny and everything but that face on the left is killing us Pavlovian-ly because it’s the same face girls make when you put it in their ass. You only get to see it for about ten seconds because it’s so hot that it becomes totally impossible not to bust a nut.

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Anonymous, on Feb 9, 2010 wrote:
"handjobs are the new black" ... only if you are an asshole racist." - uh im pretty sure they mean the color, hahha retard
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote:
bitch looks half tila tequila half klingon!
Anonymous, on Feb 8, 2010 wrote:
it’s not referring to race numbnuts.
Anonymous, on Feb 3, 2010 wrote:
"handjobs are the new black" ... only if you are an asshole racist.
Anonymous, on Feb 2, 2010 wrote:
this caption is so dead on.
Anonymous, on Jan 26, 2010 wrote:
I love the face with the side-insigh on her boob. I really would like to to see great tits as the new national symbol.
Anonymous, on Jan 22, 2010 wrote:
I’ll take a handjob any day. As long as I’m not doing it myself, tug away.
Anonymous, on Jan 5, 2010 wrote:
I did put it in her ass... afterwards her friend gave me a HJ.
lukehavergal, on Jan 5, 2010 wrote:
my assholes gettin wet just thinkin about it.


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Anonymous, on Oct 1, 2009 wrote:
These girls look very promising, but will inevitably let you down.
Anonymous, on Sep 18, 2009 wrote:
that shirt is NOT ’funny and everything’
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2009 wrote:
Hand jobs?? HAND JOBS?!? Bitch I’m about to fist fuck your ass.
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote:
handjobs can suck a dick
Anonymous, on Jul 13, 2009 wrote:
Ok the shirt is fucking awesome but the fucking Pornstar on the left look like she has a fucking stuck in her has and she can’t get it out.!!
invisible buttons, on Jun 9, 2009 wrote:
these chicks are the new classy
Anonymous, on Jun 2, 2009 wrote:
jutting brow bones are so gross on a womans face. she looks like a demon. like a demon about to get buck nasty. shes cool.
Anonymous, on May 31, 2009 wrote:
Great Scott!
Anonymous, on May 11, 2009 wrote:
Gotta love the slight "disapproving" look from the girl on the right!
Anonymous, on May 2, 2009 wrote:
fishnets, the ugly bint’s refuge
Anonymous, on Apr 27, 2009 wrote:
oh my god I know that creeper in the back!! its me
Anonymous, on Apr 20, 2009 wrote:
right on
Evan B Watts, on Apr 4, 2009 wrote:
I firmly believe that I should be nailing one, if not two, of these girls. not the one in the back though, she can watch and rub one out or something. ffuuuuuuuu
Anonymous, on Feb 21, 2009 wrote:
so right. that’s the face!
Anonymous, on Feb 1, 2009 wrote:
There’s usually a lot more nose wrinkling. At least that’s what I’ve noticed. But, then again, my penis is gigantic.
crimewave, on Jan 10, 2009 wrote:
eeeeew where is her upper lip?? girl in the back is super cute though
Anonymous, on Dec 4, 2008 wrote:
wow and people like this are allowed out in public
Anonymous, on Nov 7, 2008 wrote:
katy perry?
Anonymous, on Oct 20, 2008 wrote:
ahaha she DOES look a bit like dustin dollin now you mention it
Anonymous, on Oct 15, 2008 wrote:
hey...i know them. christ
Anonymous, on Oct 4, 2008 wrote:
re: max
its like the pot calling the kettle racist
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