“Son, I admire how shitty you’ve been acting recently but if you really want to make it in this world you’ve got to get your priorities right and knuckle down if you want to be anywhere near as terribly fucking atrociously awful l as I am when you’re my age.”Comments/Enlarge |
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You wouldn't believe the kind of crazy shit we've been getting into every night since we became friends with Robbie. We're just worried someone's going to hit him in the head again and set everything back to normal.Comments/Enlarge |
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OK, so you see sperms as tiny party animals or whatever—fine. Did it not occur to you for even one second that you have a permanent tattoo of cum on your back?
Anonymous, on Sep 7, 2009 wrote: totally agree that looks way more fucked up with the thorn armband
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote: No, I promise you, it doesn’t. There is nothing in this photo that is even remotely okay.
Anonymous, on Aug 23, 2008 wrote: made even worse because he has gone to see shrek 2 wearing this terrible outfit. Is he in the states? does that make it ok?
Anonymous, on Jun 27, 2008 wrote: "looks like a tadpole to me."
yeah, I bet this guy is just obsessed with amphibians, and he’s a complete idiot as well. double Don’t
Anonymous, on Jun 20, 2008 wrote: i’m pretty sure this is that italian horn symbol thing that dudes usually wear around their necks on a gaudy chain (where it swims up or downward still appearing to be a sperm). this guy blew it. big time. "HEY SPERM BACK NICE FUCKIN’ TADPOLE, JIZZY."
