What the fuck are you glowering about? If that sexball let me put my freckly hands all over her person I'd be doing dances with her that make Skeritt Boy look like a tree-sloth who hates sex, not getting into staring problems with every other guy in the room. I guess heavy hangs the face that wears the tits.Comments/Enlarge |
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The problem with today's queers is they all refuse to think big. When's the last time you heard one say, "Fuck it, I think tonight I'm just going to go as Earth." Comments/Enlarge |
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How awesome are dorks? It doesn’t even matter if that dude is a dude or not; when you see nerds that overcame all their wedgies and rhyming insults and can still go for it with stupid accessories and a boner, it reminds you that being 15 wasn’t all suffering anxiety. Some of it was pretty fucking fun.
Zeroisme, on Aug 13, 2009 wrote: Where were the adorable girls like that one when I was underage?
Anonymous, on Jul 27, 2009 wrote: underage dork drinking. how cute.
country fried steak, on May 19, 2009 wrote: hang on tight little buddy cause this will prob be the last time you touch a female
Anonymous, on Mar 25, 2009 wrote: No, it’s definitely all anxiety and loneliness.
Anonymous, on Mar 18, 2009 wrote: She might be smiling now but wait till she tries to break up with him......
Anonymous, on Sep 2, 2008 wrote: she looks like the fat kid off weeds
washingtonirvin, on Jul 24, 2008 wrote: I like the girl. She is one of those ugly hot girls. That or she’s one of those ugly girls who posts a picture like this on match.com on finds herself on an ill-fated date with me...
