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You’re supposed to hate skinny jeans because it’s a “thing” and all “things” suck but I’m sorry, I like it when everyone looks like Bruce Dickinson if he was a roadie for Nausea.

Comments

Anonymous, on Sep 23, 2009 wrote:
On a masculine scale skinny jeans rank lower than being gay.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
"All of you are whining about skater skater skaters blah blah blah. But if any of you were so keen as to actually LOOK at the picture, you would immediately notice the absence of boards and the completely ill-suited terrain. These guys are just tools."

sorry, jizzbreath, but if you were really looking you also would have seen the bicycle in the background. duh.
Anonymous, on Aug 14, 2009 wrote:
All of you are whining about skater skater skaters blah blah blah. But if any of you were so keen as to actually LOOK at the picture, you would immediately notice the absence of boards and the completely ill-suited terrain. These guys are just tools.
Anonymous, on Aug 3, 2009 wrote:
it’s not the jeans that are making me mad at them, it’s the rest of their attire.
Anonymous, on Aug 2, 2009 wrote:
i love skinny jeans
they make you look like 6000 times better

(that is if yoou arent wearing ones that will asphyxiate you)
Anonymous, on Jul 23, 2009 wrote:
Haha Sunn Amps T-shirt!
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
I’ve read through this thread with fascination because of all the passion over a cut of clothing. I most related to Vane$$a’s analysis of the baggy/thin jeans shift, which I thought was pretty astute, brilliant even. Things moved on and the jeans got skinny. These are just kids being kids and they look cool to me.
Anonymous, on Jul 16, 2009 wrote:
They got a good look, I like it
Evan B Watts, on Jul 11, 2009 wrote:
they both look like they should be named Cody.
Anonymous, on Jul 9, 2009 wrote:
no neither of these two is hot in his own right, it’s the pervy electricity between them that stirs the imagination - i mean, those jeans reveal nothing, but there could be any number of adders wriggling away inside them
Anonymous, on May 19, 2009 wrote:
Thank Christ they haven’t stopped making this guy. We need him laying our carpet and installing our pick ups.
pizzaface, on May 15, 2009 wrote:
hippies..
Anonymous, on May 4, 2009 wrote:
Oh dear god. I would do both of them. They are HOT
Anonymous, on May 1, 2009 wrote:
These guys smell like cat piss and body odour.
The wash their jeans once a season and at least one of their balls is in pain at all times.
Anonymous, on Mar 31, 2009 wrote:
Why do you paint a rock? Gimme good reason.
Anonymous, on Mar 16, 2009 wrote:
The haircut on the right is what we call a "Skullet". Graveyard in the front, party in the back. Kinda like that Municipal Waste picture disc for "The Art Of Partying", or the Monster Mash.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
We will never win the Pant war. From high waters to bell bottoms to french cuffs to front pleats to baggy jeans to skinny jeans, pants suck. But if you must rock them dickies are a good fail safe.
Anonymous, on Feb 17, 2009 wrote:
yeah wearing pants that don’t fit is great. fucking end this stupid shit already. enough, stop wearing jeans that don’t fit. goddamn i wanna fucking kick every guy in the head in nyc that wears these fucking stupid jeans.
Anonymous, on Jan 21, 2009 wrote:
guy #1: then you just pet it a bit
guy #2: pet what?
guy #1: Her fuckin’ kneecap, farell
Anonymous, on Nov 26, 2008 wrote:
So ’e said "I just bought a lighthouse"
’e says "That’s your lookout, mate"
Anonymous, on Nov 14, 2008 wrote:
You gotta wear tight pants when you skate, friend!
Or else you look like a tool and will, without a doubt, hurt yourself.

Not to mention I think these two are hot.
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
don’t HATE on the mother fucking midwest
Anonymous, on Oct 29, 2008 wrote:
wearing whatever you want and not giving a fuck is the real punk rock but this means not crying when you see dudes in coon-skin caps and silk pajama combos....
Anonymous, on Oct 25, 2008 wrote:
his hair looks like if hippies stole the Chelsea and for some reason skin birds didn’t kill them for it.
Anonymous, on Oct 9, 2008 wrote:
Does the guy with the bandana have some sort of skullet action going on there?
Anonymous, on Sep 24, 2008 wrote:
Skinny jeans on skinny boys is fine in itself. But when you combine that with every other trendy requisite you get some pathetic mid-westerner that actually thinks they can become something important in L.A.
Anonymous, on Sep 17, 2008 wrote:
Both of these guys just look like total fucking morons, I don’t care what they’re wearing.
Anonymous, on Aug 25, 2008 wrote:
well, this is just beautiful.
Anonymous, on Aug 6, 2008 wrote:
I love the guy on the right. I just love him. I LOVE HIM DO YOU FUCKING HEAR ME?
Anonymous, on Jul 31, 2008 wrote:
1- So i told ’em if i’m going to eat your shit for 40 bucks i’m going to need to be able breath. So take your fingers out of my nose.

2- Then what’d he say?
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